So there is a game that has been going around FOR YEARS. I'm sure everyone knows it. You put your head between your knees for a couple seconds, blow all your air out, raise your head quickly and choke yourself. It knocks you out and gives you a instant rush of euphoria. Sounds fucking stupid? That's because it is. I remember kids in my public school doing it. I never did, well, because I'm not a total fucking knob. Nothing about it seemed appealing to me. You look like an idiot when you pass out, some guys were smashing their faces on the pavement, etc when falling down. Getting a cheap high like that seemed like something only "special" kids should try.
Why do you bring it up Dog? Well because there has been rash of these incidents in Ontario. Some kids are putting the videos on YouTube. Seriously. The recent rash of incidents has brought around GASP (Games Adolescents Shouldn't Play) bringing out stats like 25-1,000 kids die every year from playing this crap. Apparently the game has evolved and kids are using ropes and belts and so on and when they pass out they don't wake up. *shakes head*. C'mon! What the hell is wrong with kids? Sure kids did this same shit back in the day, but it was a very quick, maybe week long phase. Not a past time where you start thinking of "SAW" traps you can set up and get a quick high. WAKE THE HELL UP KIDS! Why don't you try learning math a bit better. Might help with your equations. Or read a book. I hear that Harry Porter does some crazy shit.
Do me a favor. Ask your kid if they have ever tried this game. If they say they have punch them in the throat. And when they wake up this time tell them if they ever do it again they get another one! If they are that into passing out you will joyfully randomly throat shot them. Then they wont have to play it with their friends.
~Dog
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