Ok so I just saw something in the news about a thing called "crush fetish". For those of you like myself who aren't all up to date with our fetishes, this consists of "a paraphilia which primarily consists of the desire to see others (generally a desirable potential partner) crush or step on an object or an animal". Mainly it's girls in high heels crushing things like bunnies or kittens with their feet or shoes. Now.. WTF? Anyone remember the days when people just had sex?? Sure everyone has something that they like and so on. But how the hell do you find out something like this? Christmas morning comes and little to your knowledge your parents have bought you a kitten. You sneak downstairs early in the morning to sneak a peek at your new goods, and you are not aware that the kitten is sleeping at the bottom of the stairs. You step on and crush the poor little feline... and BAM! You instantly blow a big ol' load in your favorite tighty whities! And so it begins.
I'm all for being a little inventive in the bedroom... but leave the freakin' animals outta there.. please.. cuz your puppy might be able to bark, but it can't scream "HELP ME MY MASTER IS RAPIN' MY HINEY!" Then he is going to develop low self esteem and probably a crack habit.
Now that's just my opinion.. I think there is only room for one type of pussy in the bedroom...Let me know what you guys think.
~Dog
What about dogs and peanut butter? 'Cause it's YOUR dog!
ReplyDeleteNow that's for sure not cheating.. cuz it's YOUR dog!
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