G Spirits???

WOW.. So I might have heard of everything now. This is pretty crazy. A German liquor company has put out a new line of spirits. This line.. every drop has been poured over a beautiful models breasts before bottling. Yup. You heard that right. It also comes with a a picture of the model, her personal signature, and a certificate of authenticity. It's not available in Canada, but apparently you can buy it online. And it's not cheap (unlike the women... oh who said that.) I'm sure they are lovely.

From the article I was reading it was based off of Crystal Head Vodka company and the fact they run their spirit through diamonds. Side note, I friggin' love Crystal Head! It's Dan Aykroyd's vodka, it's delicious and it's Canadian. (Sure I'm biased).

So yeah, from diamonds to boobies. I don't get it. It's not like she is there and you are drinking it while she is doing it. I also don't care what a piece of paper says. What if the girl is ill? Is there like a breast sub? Or when does the line come out for women where a male model dumps it on his abs or dong first? I know it sounds insane.. but I'm sure there's guys that are buying this stuff as you read. It's a pretty awesome publicity stunt. If you go to the website it shows the girls in action so to speak. And they say sex sells, so.. yeah. Have fun!

~Dog


Links:

- G Spirits (NSFW, I promise)
- Huffinton Post (Hilarious reaction)
- Toronto Star
- Crystal Skull (Neat Read)