Comedians

Ok. I have had enough with the bitching and moaning that goes on anymore. Bam Margera recently got into some hot water because he twittered a pic of his baby pitbull with a toy gun to its head because the puppy pooped in his bed. Sure it was stupid. After reading the eonline article it makes more sense because some sick assholes have been burning dogs in cages in PA. That crazy shit aside (ps find and burn the people doing that to animals) I think the amount of flack he got was ridiculous.
I remember when there was a time when comedians could say whatever they wanted, and people knew "oh yeah they are comedians they say crazy shit" and let it go. Now someone says something and they have to come out and publicly apologize and be shamed and so on for the littlest and stupidest shit.
Tosh got in shit for a rape joke. Yes rape is fucking terrible and any one that rapes someone should have a red hot fire poker inserted into every opening on their body. But at the same time have u ever heard tosh's stand up? Dude says outrageous shit all the time. It's kinda his thing. You should know what u are getting into. And then Louis C.K. caught some shit because the general public thought he was taking Tosh's side on the whole thing. Come on people.
And social media has changed everything too. Now a bunch of faceless douche bags like myself can piss and moan to thousands of other assholes and that's when the heat starts.
I love to go back and listen to guys like George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby and so on. Guys said whatever they wanted and people just took it for what it was. Comedy. They were good story tellers with an unique outlook on society. Sure jokes are harder now and more edgy. Unfortunately the bar has been pushed so far now to really get a reaction u have to whip ur cock out or hold a gun to a puppy's head. I dunno. I say just say what ya want. Some people won't like it, but those people can go fuck themselves. Enjoy!

~Dog

Links:
- http://iphone.eonline.com/article?id=352765

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G Spirits???

WOW.. So I might have heard of everything now. This is pretty crazy. A German liquor company has put out a new line of spirits. This line.. every drop has been poured over a beautiful models breasts before bottling. Yup. You heard that right. It also comes with a a picture of the model, her personal signature, and a certificate of authenticity. It's not available in Canada, but apparently you can buy it online. And it's not cheap (unlike the women... oh who said that.) I'm sure they are lovely.

From the article I was reading it was based off of Crystal Head Vodka company and the fact they run their spirit through diamonds. Side note, I friggin' love Crystal Head! It's Dan Aykroyd's vodka, it's delicious and it's Canadian. (Sure I'm biased).

So yeah, from diamonds to boobies. I don't get it. It's not like she is there and you are drinking it while she is doing it. I also don't care what a piece of paper says. What if the girl is ill? Is there like a breast sub? Or when does the line come out for women where a male model dumps it on his abs or dong first? I know it sounds insane.. but I'm sure there's guys that are buying this stuff as you read. It's a pretty awesome publicity stunt. If you go to the website it shows the girls in action so to speak. And they say sex sells, so.. yeah. Have fun!

~Dog


Links:

- G Spirits (NSFW, I promise)
- Huffinton Post (Hilarious reaction)
- Toronto Star
- Crystal Skull (Neat Read)

Be Brave for Bieber - Awesome!

  Now, as you guys know I'm a metal guy. Through and through. But when it comes down to it. I just straight up love music. I love almost all types. Now I try to base my opinions on a person or band rather than the genre. Point in case, I have some issues with pop music. Not going to get into it right now, but one guy that I think really does a good job is Justin Bieber. That's right I said it! This kid has crazy skills, and still gives back to his fans more than almost any artist (aside of the metal community). So here's the story, a 4 year old little girl (shown above) named Sarah Demoskoff has been battling an E. coli infection for the past 24 days or so. E. coli is a bitch and it attacked her kidneys pretty hard. There are links that it may have stemmed from meat coming out of the XL Foods plant in Brooks Alberta that is currently under fire and in recall mode.

 So Sarah's mom Cheryl Walsh put out a request for tickets to see the Biebs who is coming to Calgary this Friday. Bieber's music and videos helped distract little Sarah from the hospital treatments she was receiving during her 24 days. Which is awesome. Music heals and helps you through everything. It's universal. The outpouring of support was overwhelming, and Calgary's own Virgin Radio 98.5 FM came through and hooked up Sarah and Cheryl. I listen to the morning show every morning and heard all this go down. It was pretty awesome. They have been doing this thing called "Be Brave for Bieber", where folks have been doing zany stunts for tickets. But it really hit home for Sarah, because for a 4 year old to go through what she did, that's bravery.

 Virgin is also in talks with Bieber's record label about getting Sarah to meet him. Which I think will totally happen. Justin is a kool kid with a great head and an even bigger and better heart. I'm sure when he hears the story and as long as time restraints don't tie him up, he will meet the little girl. I'm hoping there is a camera running to see her face light up.

 It really warms my heart to hear about stuff like this. I know it might sound silly, but in many ways I feel that people in general have lost touch with each other in this world. And watching the news is almost ALWAYS depressing as hell. But when something like this comes along it reassures (even just a little bit) that maybe there is hope out there. Keep it up guys!

 ~ Dog

 Links:
- Toronto Sun
- Virgin Radio 98.5